What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

What is your favourite photo with your mother?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”